Car 54, where are you?

Yes, I’m finally back. Sorry to all my readers that have gone so long without my inane diatribes (both of you).

Much has happened in IA land. Long story short, it seems that I will soon be joining the ranks of Comrade Chairman Obama’s army of the unemployed.

And due to this stupendous economy we’re basking in at the moment, I have no idea where I’m going to find a job. So I’ve decided to embark upon a little adventure of sorts. And hopefully one that we can all relate to.

My friends, I now present you with the IA cubicle dweller’s guide to office life. Yes, I shall be your oracle of meaninglessness, grand poobah of pessimism, sultan of sarcasm, etc, etc, etc.

So here goes:

The Cubicle Dweller’s office life rules learned the hard way:

# 6: Intelligence is NOT a corporate value.

~ by armytrucks on July 15, 2009.